The first time I went down on a guy, he peed in my mouth and said that it was his semen. I had no reason not to believe him, so I just went with it. I drank it down. By miraculous coincidence, every other guy I was ever intimate with told me the same thing. I drank all of their pee. I just found out a minute ago that that’s not what it’s supposed to be like when you’re going down on somebody. I have been drinking pee for years and I had no idea. Fifty years of my life.